Ahoy hoy! Yes, that shiny looking face belongs to me, not David Cameron. I’ve just finished filming a new Specsavers ad for Mustard films down in Portsmouth. All I can say is that get a camera crew, a bunch of lairy actors, some dry ice and some baby oil, and you’ve got yourselves quite a party. Permission to come aboard! Hopefully we’ll see this one as a viral before too long.
BOB CRYER 